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G: Where’s my school underwear?

Me: In the clean-laundry basket.

G: Where in the clean-laundry basket?

Me: Try the bottom?

G (pair of pants in hand, wearing a suspicious expression): That s’posed to be funny?

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Me, emerging from G’s bedroom: <sniff>  Ooh, your Dad’s making toast.

G (wearily): Burning toast.

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