A teenager’s bedroom, 7.15 a.m., a Wednesday morning. As the curtain rises, the audience discovers G standing by the bed, wearing school uniform shirt and trousers, sockless and apparently headless, in the act of struggling into a school jumper.
Kitchen noises can be heard off.
Kara (off): G! What do you want on your toast, honey or chocolate spread?
(G’s head pops out of neck of jumper).
G (eagerly): Is there any honey left? I thought it got finished yesterday.
Kara (off): There’s plenty, I opened a new pot.
G: I’ll have chocolate spread.
(Kara can be heard offstage, bursting into laughter).