Me:  Morning, Grenouille, what do you want to drink with your breakfast?

G:  What you having?

Me:  Chai.  Want to share?  Or I can make you Assam, if you prefer to have the usual.

G (blearily):  Does chai have caffeine?  Feel like I need it…

Proper chip off the old block, aren’t you, kiddo?  Gimme five!  Your pot-of-coffee-to-himself Papa will be so proud!