Me: Morning, Grenouille, what do you want to drink with your breakfast?
G: What you having?
Me: Chai. Want to share? Or I can make you Assam, if you prefer to have the usual.
G (blearily): Does chai have caffeine? Feel like I need it…
Proper chip off the old block, aren’t you, kiddo? Gimme five! Your pot-of-coffee-to-himself Papa will be so proud!