Grenouille, surveying Eldest after a haircut: I can see your ears sticking out. You look like Frodo.
Eldest, mock-indignant: Frodo? Like Elijah Wood?
G: Like Leonard at Halloween.
E, genuinely indignant: Like Leonard! Thanks a WHOLE bunch!
G, realising this is a faux-pas and desperately backing and filling: No, no, not like Frodo. Ah, um… like Yoda!