Grenouille, surveying Eldest after a haircut: I can see your ears sticking out.  You look like Frodo.

Eldest, mock-indignant:  Frodo?  Like Elijah Wood?

G:  Like Leonard at Halloween.

E, genuinely indignant:  Like Leonard!  Thanks a WHOLE bunch!

G, realising this is a faux-pas and desperately backing and filling:  No, no, not like Frodo.  Ah, um… like Yoda!