Grenouille, after coming last at roulette and blackjack:  “It’s not fair!  I hate losing, dammit!”

Eldest, censoriously: “I think you meant to say ‘Bother!'”

Grenouille, with a Paddington Bear stare: “Bother.  Bother.  Bother.  Bother.  I’ll say bother.  But I’ll mean dammit.”

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